Ask Prowl


asktherealbee:

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asktherealbee:

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asktherealbee replied to your post: Do you prefer partners higher or lower than your? Or maybe same size?
Oh man, that was a Hil-ARIOUS. I’m so glad I got security duty then when some of them happen, I could always replay them with sari. :D

…Please hand those vid files over as soon as possible. My Bulkhead’s ego couldn’t handle it if they ended up on the internet somehow. 

Oh please Prowl,

Have faith To this face

As if I would waste this good opportunity by posting them right away.

and you can get them until Never.

Fine, then. I’ll have to talk to Optimus about taking you off surveillance duty. I know you spend most of your duty time browsing the internet and playing Modern Warfare instead of doing any actual surveillance. 

hey! I manage to see you get flatten by Bulkhead and call bossbot to help didn’t I? So I’m fine doing with Surveillance!

… I wouldn’t mind the extra free time. maybe I could finally move on to Earthbound  4

What I meant to say that that incident was one time that you ever did anything while on Surveillance— what about the other times? If I get you off Surveillance you’ll be put to work again, doing something useful. 

Washing the top-floor windows sounds like a possibility. 


shapeshiftingreddemon started following you

shapeshiftingreddemon:

askprowl:

shapeshiftingreddemon:

askprowl:

shapeshiftingreddemon:

W-well, you were right before, I am an alien~! What is your name??

Prowl. Yours? 

My name is Rouge~~! Would you like to be my friend???

I would, if I wasn’t so… Me. You see, I’m afraid I’m still not very adept at this “friend”… thing. 

*tilts her head* What!!? B-but having friends is wonderful~! I am sure you would be a splendid friend!

Umm… Oh, alright. I’ll see if I can behave as a friend and not as a standoffish shadow. I have to warn you, I can be moody a times. 




I had a soft spot for bumble-puppies and turbofoxes, but… I was too busy causing political unrest and gathering my cohorts for anti-war activities. My processor saw Cybertronian wildlife as a human might see grass: it was there, but it wasn’t something that I paid too much attention to.  But I think you’ll be pleased to know that since I’ve taken trips back and forth between Earth and Cybertron, I’ve come to appreciate my home planet’s fauna much more. I’m considering adopting a companion, but… I’m not sure if my situation’s really stable enough for that. 

I had a soft spot for bumble-puppies and turbofoxes, but… I was too busy causing political unrest and gathering my cohorts for anti-war activities. My processor saw Cybertronian wildlife as a human might see grass: it was there, but it wasn’t something that I paid too much attention to. 

But I think you’ll be pleased to know that since I’ve taken trips back and forth between Earth and Cybertron, I’ve come to appreciate my home planet’s fauna much more. I’m considering adopting a companion, but… I’m not sure if my situation’s really stable enough for that. 


askcliffjumper: askprowl: Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born?  My answer and yours will be the same.  Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger!  For you, it must have. I’m just saying that my experience was… I’m not sure if “pain” or “relief” existed at all for me.

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 

Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger! 

For you, it must have. I’m just saying that my experience was… I’m not sure if “pain” or “relief” existed at all for me.


Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born?  My answer and yours will be the same. 

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 


shapeshiftingreddemon started following you

shapeshiftingreddemon:

askprowl:

shapeshiftingreddemon:

askprowl:

shapeshiftingreddemon:

askprowl:

Hello, there…

Though I’m not sure exactly what you are…

*stares* … Hello… giant-mister-shiny man…!

I don’t now about man, I’m simply a robot. But… I don’t think I’ve ever met someone like you before… *He kneels and tilts his head, frowning.* Hmm. Probably another alien, or something from a human story… 

Human story…? I am in human stories??? *tilts her head a little*

I’m not sure, exactly, I’m never around when my friend Sari reads them aloud. But I’ve come to assume that if I haven’t seen something in nature, it’s most likely from one of her books or something she read online. 

W-well, you were right before, I am an alien~! What is your name??

Prowl. Yours? 


And exactly what is that supposed to mean, “not including myself?” As if I would include myself in the first place…  *Huffs* I honestly find nature more attractive than individual beings… But if you insist, I suppose Arcee and Blackarachnia would count as visually pleasing. Hmm… Optimus seems to have a few aesthetically pleasing qualities, too, as does Jazz. But that’s most likely the result of quality workmanship, not my individual preference. 

And exactly what is that supposed to mean, “not including myself?” As if I would include myself in the first place… 

*Huffs* I honestly find nature more attractive than individual beings… But if you insist, I suppose Arcee and Blackarachnia would count as visually pleasing. Hmm… Optimus seems to have a few aesthetically pleasing qualities, too, as does Jazz. But that’s most likely the result of quality workmanship, not my individual preference. 


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